How To Become A Favorite In The Club Scene

Ever wondered how to get super popular in the club scene? Fear no more, for these tips will get you friends, discounts, and more!

1. Always tip the bartender. The bartender is your FRIEND, got it? Without a bartending friend, you are much more likely to get kicked out, overcharged, or even just snubbed at the door. 
2. Bring friends if you can. Bring a sexy female or two with you to the club if you're a guy. Girls, just go out there with friends of any gender - the more the merrier. 
3. Don't sleep with the regulars until you really are sure you want to do that. A common misconception in any scene is that sleeping with the right people will get you the props and respect that  you want. Don't be a starfucker. Don't be that person. You'll end up getting a reputation that you can't really repair if you do so.
4. Feeling down? Don't go to the club, and don't let anyone know. This is simple. Misery loves company, but no one wants to be misery's company. 
5. Know your limits. Drinking? Don't black out. Doing pills? Don't black out or get so wasted that you get 86'd or arrested. You will end up having people avoid you if you make an ass out of yourself in public. 
6. Learn and remember a couple of anecdotes for your partying needs. Learn some interesting news statistics and use them as icebreakers. Or, better yet, entertain people with your own crazy stories about life. 
7. Dance! Wallflowers always seem a bit out of place in a club, don't you think? Don't be afraid of looking dumb - just bust a move. 
8. Learn the 5 time rule. The 5 time rule is what I call the rule of regulars. If you visit a club five times or more, you are going to be viewed as a regular. If people are treating you poorly after 4 or 5 visits, drop that scene like a hot potato.